Adidas Created Puke-Repellent Sneakers

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September 6, 2017
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Addidas Creates Puke-Repellent Sneaker

Adidas has created the world’s first puke-repellent sneaker and they fittingly named it “Oktoberfest.”

Oktoberfest shoes look a lot like any other Adidas sneakers, but they’re coated in an exclusive material called “DPBR coating.” That stands for Durable Puke and Beer Repellent.

Right now the shoes are being sold only in German stores, because Octoberfest celebrations are already under way in Germany, and Octoberfest celebrations in Germany go hand in hand with a lot of beer consumption. 

But you CAN buy them online at Adidas.com for about $240. Or, you could carry a paper towel in case of accidents.

 

Fighting Crime with. . . Uh. . . Sneakers?

Ohio police plan to sell off a drug dealers prized sneaker collection.

Licking County law enforcement confiscated sixty-seven boxes of shoes from an unidentified 48-year-old convicted drug dealer. The man is currently serving 11-years for possession of cocaine and fentanyl.

Proceeds from the sale of his highly collectible name-brand sneaker assortment will be used to fund future drug investigations.

 

A UPS Guy Traps a Guy Inside His Apartment by Propping a Box Under His Door Handle

A guy named Jessie Lawrence from Dublin, California got trapped in his apartment last week when a UPS driver dropped off a tall, thin Amazon box at his door, and wedged it between his door handle and the floor.

He wound up having to call his building's maintenance guy to come help him out.  UPS tweeted him an apology on Sunday, but with a typo, quote, "I'm sorry your for this."